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A story about Voltaire

Nerva

Nerva

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Voltaire was dining at a noble's house and was sitting next to a noblewoman. The topic somehow drifted to sex and prostitution...
Voltaire: Madam, would you sleep with me for 500 francs?
Noblewoman: Of course not.
Voltaire: How about 5000 francs?
Noblewoman: Of course not.
Voltaire: How about 50000 francs?
Noblewoman: Stop asking me these questions.
Voltaire: How about 5 million francs?
Noblewoman: Maybe.
Voltaire: How about 1 franc?
Noblewoman: Who do you think I am?
Voltaire: We've already established what you are, now we are just negotiating.
 
This subject came up recently in a family meeting where I quickly suggested to end the conversation because I would not for all the money in the world simply sleep with someone.
 
but it seems better when voltaire is the main character.

Also, something similiar to this was brough up in my deviance class.
 
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