A stolen sciwizam joke...

[sciwizam]

A Swiss man needed directions, so he pulled up to a bus stop where two Americans were waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asked. The two Americans just stared at him. "Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tried. The two continued to stare. "Parlare Italiano?" No response. "Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Nothing. The man drove off in disgust. One American turned to the other and said, "You know, maybe we should learn a foreign language." "Why?" said the other. "That guy knew four and it didn't help him at all!"

 

[quakefiend420]

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[dighn]

heh

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom.
The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them.
He asks the first duck, "What's your name?"
"Huey," replies the duck.
"So, how's your day been?
"Oh, I've had a great day," replies Huey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."
The bartender asks the second duck, "What's your name?"
"Duey," replies the duck.
"So, how's your day been?"
"Oh, I've had a great day," replies Duey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."
The witty bartender says to the third duck, "So I guess your name is Louie?"
The duck replies, "No, I'm Puddles."

 

[Yanagi]

BOth good!

 

[Abhi]

 

[Toastedlightly]

lol, the foreign language one is soo true, but people at my school actually belive they are useless.

 

[Cristatus]

lol @ second one, but i don't quite get the first one...

 

[dabuddha]

lol