a stolen Redneck Joke

[Iron Woode]

Redneck 1 - Why are you so down in the dumps?

Redneck 2 - I found my wife in bed with my best friend.

Redneck 1 - Wow... you bitter?

Redneck 2 - Yup. Bit him too.



one more:

Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

A: pimp.

 

[AdamSnow]

lol

 

[Whitecloak]

0/10

 

[OdiN]

*crickets*

 

[Zim Hosein]

Hehe

Cheers Iron Woode :beer:

 

[HamburgerBoy]

lol

7/10

 

[glenn1]

You might be a redneck if the last physical you had was onboard a UFO.

 

[Brutuskend]

Redneck 1 - Why are you so down in the dumps?

Redneck 2 - I found my wife in bed with my best friend.

Redneck 1 - What did you say to him?

Redneck 2 - BAD DOG!

 

[ballmode]

1/10

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Redneck 1 - Why are you so down in the dumps?

Redneck 2 - I found my wife in bed with my best friend.

Redneck 1 - What did you say to him?

Redneck 2 - BAD DOG!

:Q



Cheers Brutuskend :beer:

 

[OdiN]

*more crickets*

 

[tbike06]

Originally posted by: OdiN
*more rednecks*

fixed

 

[The Batt?sai]

lmao