a stolen non Brutuskend joke!

SWScorch

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A guy is out with buddies - has few drinks - is feeling a little frisky but, true to his wife, goes home.

He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.

She starts to choke, but recovers and asks -"What did you put in my mouth?"

He says, "Two aspirin."

She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"

He says, - "That's all I wanted to hear"
 

Yax

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Finally a good one. WAIT! You're not Brutuskend. Ahhh, that explains it.
 

Howard

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You're assuming that she knew why he put them in her mouth. Anyway, this is a variation of an older joke.
 

Amorphus

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*looks up*

*sees blur flying over head*


musta been the joke.

moving right along....