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A Stolen LITTLE JOHNNY JOKE (Brought to you by Brutuskend)

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A high school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly said, "My family went to my granddaddy's farm, and we saw all his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word "fascinate".

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Little Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My cousin's wife has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big, she can only fasten eight."
 
Little Johnny's class is doing an activity where the teacher gives a letter, and the student has to come up with a word starting with that letter, and then use that word in a sentence.

Teacher: Okay class, the first letter is "C"

Up go a whole ton of hands, and sure enough, there's little Johnny's right with them. Now, knowing a few bad words that start with C, the teacher decides to avoid Johnny.

Teacher: Julie, why don't you go first?

Julie: Cat. Yesterday I went home and played with my cat.

Teacher: Very good Julie. Okay class, the next letter is P.

Again, up go hands, and this time little Johnny seems eager. He starts waving his hand around some, but, knowing more than a few bad words that start with P the teacher picks someone else again.

Teacher: Jeff. Go ahead.

Jeff: Parrot. Last weekend I went to the zoo and saw a parrot.

Teacher: Very good Jeff. The next letter is "R".

Up go the hands and sure enough, there's little Johnny again. He's waving like crazy now, barely able to keep sitting in his seat. The teacher thinks for a second and can't come up with any bad words that start with R.

Teacher: Okay Johnny, you can go.

Little Johnny: Rats. Rats with huge fvcking c0cks!!!

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