A burglar breaks into a house in the dark hours of the night. Cautious as he is, he works in the moonlight without his flashlight. In the middle of his hectic search he suddenly hears a voice "Jesus can see you!" He is scared shitless, and waits for more... but nothing happens. He continues, but again the same voice says "Jesus can see you!" This time he loses his nerve, takes out the flashlight and looks around the room. Only to see a big green parrot in the corner. Releived, he walks to a parrot and asks:
"Whats your name?"
"Dopey" says the parrot
"Dopey? Thats a strange name for a parrot?"
"Not nearly as strange as Jesus is for a doberman!"
"Whats your name?"
"Dopey" says the parrot
"Dopey? Thats a strange name for a parrot?"
"Not nearly as strange as Jesus is for a doberman!"
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