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A stolen FrustratedUser joke.

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FrustratedUser

Lifer
Harry went to the US Post Office to interview for a job.
The interviewer asks him:

- "Are you a veteran?"

- "Yes, I served two tours in Vietnam."

- "Good, that counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities?"

- "I am 100% disabled. A mortar round blew off my testicles so they declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though."

- "Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10, and we'll get you started."

- "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come at 10?"

- "Well, this is a government organization. We don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point of your coming in for that."

:laugh:
 
"Well, this is a government organization. We don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point of your coming in for that."
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That is so true it hurts.
 
That's not completely true.

We usually picked our noses from 8 to 8:35, then we scratched our balls till 10.
 
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