A snake in our office

[markjrubin]

I just heard the guy up front scream a little skriek (like a little girl) and so I ran up and he was pointing at a snake in the corner. The thing was only 2 feet long so I grabbed a yardstick, flattened his head and grabbed his tail. From there, I just held it by the tail and kept its head away from my body w/ the yardstick. As I was walking out the door w/ it, I did my best Crocodile Hunter impression, "Hello Georgeous. Aren't you a beauty?"

Just thought I'd share

Mark

 

[wyvrn]

They guy screaming like a girl part was funny, I wish I had been there.

 

[PG]

Hey, you can't treat your boss like that.

 

[snakesnfrogs]

Glad you didn't kill it----too many idiots that'll just kill a snake just because it's a snake. LOL @ the Steve Irwin impression

 

[ArkAoss]

What kind? i have a ball python, that want's a roomie

 

[Scrapster]

I think it's time to ask for a raise.

 

[markjrubin]

I don't know what kind of snake it was. I think it was just a regular garden type snake.


Mark

 

[ArkAoss]

oh, cool though, sometimes the garden type, piss a fit all over ya. did ya get stunk up?

 

[markjrubin]

it did piss on me after about 10 seconds of holding it, but I can handle it. I'M A MAN

 

[loup garou]

LOL! I would've put it in my boss's drawer.

 

[fallenoncrack]

Most snakes in the office are usually a backstabbing office employee with that slicked back hair and a devious eye for brown-nosing situations.

 

[Unsickle]

Next time use the proper way of handling snakes. Grab it directly behind the head.

 

[tigerwannabe]

Unsickle is right about the snake-holding part; glad you didn't get bitten.
I work in the office part of a manufacturing plant and I once saw a dog going thru plant. We have some serious rats out there too! I heard about someone finding an opossum, or possum, for fellow southerners out there

 

[yakko]

I thought this was going to be a lawyer thread.

 

[bacillus]

<< I thought this was going to be a lawyer thread >>


there's still time for that to happen!

 

[snakesnfrogs]

<< I thought this was going to be a lawyer thread >>


<<there's still time for that to happen!>>






What do lawyers and sperm have in common ?

Only one in a million have a change of becoming a human being.

 

[Moonbeam]

You are a man, you didn't kill it.

 

[flippinfleck]

I work in an office with 14 employees. All of which happen to be of the female persuasion. Except myself and the third shifter of course. Had that happened here, I would have been a &quot;hero&quot; and showered with hugs and kisses for &quot;saving&quot; them all from the &quot;big bad mean snake&quot;! You still got him? I might want to borrow...

 

[TheOverlord]

shame it wasnt bigger so you could skin it...glycerin makes the skin very smooth and plyable...