A simple math question for you!

[Ready]

If you were the only male left on earth and there are 10 billion females, what are the odds of you nailing Monica Bellucci?

 

[Injury]

You'd die from nagging before you got any.

 

[ktehmok]

Math question answered:

10 billions females=at least ½ will be porkers...

Porkers will beat up (or make the skinny/attractive females) their bitch...

You'll end up naked, chained to some contraption, with an intravenous feed of Viagra, forced to service a neverending stream of fat rolls until you die of shock, dehydration, or disgust...

edit: A google image search of Monica-whats-her-tits turns up a "meh" on the 1-10 scale. Not worth the aforementioned horror.

 

[amoeba]

Originally posted by: ktehmok
Math question answered:

10 billions females=at least ½ will be porkers...

Porkers will beat up (or make the skinny/attractive females) their bitch...

You'll end up naked, chained to some contraption, with an intravenous feed of Viagra, forced to service a neverending stream of fat rolls until you die of shock, dehydration, or disgust...

edit: A google image search of Monica-whats-her-tits turns up a "meh" on the 1-10 scale. Not worth the aforementioned horror.

you understand the concept that 10 billion females and 1/2 will be porkers is not a cause and effect relationship.

 

[Chiboy]

1,000,000,000/10,000,000,000

 

[hypn0tik]

0.

I'd be on the hunt for Jessica Alba.

 

[LS20]

thatll be one hell of a reversebukakke