A shy guy walks into a bar...

blahblah99

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After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, ''Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?''

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, ''No, I won't sleep with you tonight!'' Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, ''I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.''

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, ''What do you mean, $200?''
 

HonkeyDonk

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Originally posted by: blahblah99
After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, ''Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?''

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, ''No, I won't sleep with you tonight!'' Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, ''I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.''

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, ''What do you mean, $200?''

hehe, not bad.