A short woman in a garbage sack just came into my office...

Hossenfeffer

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Holding back a few tears of laughter...

I look to the door and a short woman comes in. She's wearing a garbage bag, carrying window blinds, and on her face is a look that says "Yay. I'm wearing a garbage bag and carrying blinds."
 

myjaja

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Originally posted by: Hossenfeffer
Holding back a few tears of laughter...

I look to the door and a short woman comes in. She's wearing a garbage bag, carrying window blinds, and on her face is a look that says "Yay. I'm wearing a garbage bag and carrying blinds."

Don't hate her because you ain't her.
 

AdamK47

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Originally posted by: Hossenfeffer
Holding back a few tears of laughter...

I look to the door and a short woman comes in. She's wearing a garbage bag, carrying window blinds, and on her face is a look that says "Yay. I'm wearing a garbage bag and carrying blinds."

and...?

Need more details. Elaborate on the funny.
 

Hossenfeffer

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Originally posted by: FoBoT
:camera:'s?


halloween rewind?


Alas, pics is somethin I can't get right now. No webcam/camera/etc on me.



Yes, it is raining. So it's understandable.


The comedy, for me, was mostly in this fabulous deadpan look she gave as she came in the door. That, and the oddity of someone walking into the office carrying window blinds.

Wish I'd been able to capture that look. It needed captioning, badly.


edit: fabulous? FABULOUS?! Dear lord... I must do musical theatre.


A self rating of 1/10 for the thread. Damnation.
 

aidanjm

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did she have clothes on underneath the garbage bag? (i.e., she is trying to avoid getting soaked) or was she naked underneath, i.e., some random homeless woman with no clothes. And what do you mean, window blinds? what type? venetian?
 

SophalotJack

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these situations are the exact reasons why one should have some sort of visually capturing the moment.

be it camera phone... small digi cam... or just a great ability to draw.


Please OP.. PLEASE draw us the situation and post it.
 

Hossenfeffer

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Originally posted by: FoBoT
Originally posted by: SophalotJack

Please OP.. PLEASE draw us the situation and post it.

oil painting is prefered but charcoal sketch will be acceptable

Lacking those, I'll use my own blood, for the good of the many.
 

rivan

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Burn a styrofoam cup and do a prison tattoo of the scene, then scan that for us please.