A woman's rule of thumb:
If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
#1. What's a "68"? -You do me and I owe you one
#2. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? - Gagged!
#3. Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything
#4. How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
#5. What two words will clear out a men's restroom? -"Nice Dick! "
#6. What do you call a truckload of vibrators? - Toys for Twats.
#7. Why do we have orgasms? How else would we know when to stop?
#8. What's the definition of indefinitely? When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you're in definitely!
#9. Define Transvestite :A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!
#10. What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? They are both used as a meat substitute.
#11.What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts.
#12. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire.
#13. Why is sex like a game of bridge? You don't need a partner if you've got a good hand .
#14. Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank? Sperm is handmade.
#15. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.
If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
#1. What's a "68"? -You do me and I owe you one
#2. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? - Gagged!
#3. Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything
#4. How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
#5. What two words will clear out a men's restroom? -"Nice Dick! "
#6. What do you call a truckload of vibrators? - Toys for Twats.
#7. Why do we have orgasms? How else would we know when to stop?
#8. What's the definition of indefinitely? When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you're in definitely!
#9. Define Transvestite :A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!
#10. What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? They are both used as a meat substitute.
#11.What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts.
#12. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire.
#13. Why is sex like a game of bridge? You don't need a partner if you've got a good hand .
#14. Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank? Sperm is handmade.
#15. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.
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