A short list of short stolen Brutuskend JOKES (Adult)


Apr 2, 2001
A woman's rule of thumb:
If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

#1. What's a "68"? -You do me and I owe you one

#2. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? - Gagged!

#3. Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything

#4. How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!

#5. What two words will clear out a men's restroom? -"Nice Dick! "

#6. What do you call a truckload of vibrators? - Toys for Twats.

#7. Why do we have orgasms? How else would we know when to stop?

#8. What's the definition of indefinitely? When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you're in definitely!

#9. Define Transvestite :A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!

#10. What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? They are both used as a meat substitute.

#11.What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts.

#12. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire.

#13. Why is sex like a game of bridge? You don't need a partner if you've got a good hand .

#14. Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank? Sperm is handmade.

#15. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.


Platinum Member
Feb 11, 2003
I was gonna say "Nice, Dick" but then its brutuskend so nice. Keep it "UP". ;)