A seller stole my auction description including PICTURE URL on my webspace, suggest a good substitution ;)

Kadarin

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How about the "Weightlifter" pic from rotten dot com? Or some savory entry from ratemypoo dot com?
 

oniq

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how about make your own image of a jail cell and put "I AM A THIEF" on it
 

oniq

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Originally posted by: LukFilm
Selling Infocus X1 projector. Worth $1000.

Make an image of text that looks like the document font and put "I stole this from the local university."
 

LukFilm

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*note to self* Don't go to rotten dot com.

How about something about liking goat sex or something funny?
 

Shivatron

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As a Slashdot reader, I can only suggest one thing:

goatse.cx

/me runs

[EDIT: I suppose I should add NSFW... screw that, NSFAnywhere!]
 

DaveSimmons

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Take the real image and PhotoChop fire and/or blunt trauma damage, leaking oil puddle (even though projectors don't normally have oil in them), cracked lens, ....
 

Mark R

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Take the image, and add some space to it.

Then, in the document font - possibly in bold or in a different colour add the following text, or something similar: "Item is untested. Sold as seen. No refunds."
 

TechnoKid

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Make one of the links or whatever link to that "You are an idiot" flash animation. It's annoying as heck i tell you. Note to self, do no click on the link yourself.
 

RossMAN

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I'd say go all out and replace it with some KKK/skinhead propoganda.

Piss everyone off :)