A samurai robbed a McDonald's in Winnipeg...

[Abix]

If($perp == "pirate"){
CompleteOwnage($victim);
}
Else {
Suicide();
}

 

[0]

only in Canada

 

[thomsbrain]

psh! it wasn't even hatori steel! lame!

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: Bootprint
"Police said the suspects wore balaclavas, sunglasses and dark clothing. They didn't say how much money was taken. "

LOL, Balaclavas are a basic necessity in Winnipeg. So I hope the cops won't be stopping everyone with a Balaclava.

 

[Kipper]

"He held the sword to the throat of the restaurant's 17-year-old manager..."

 

[MegaWorks]

:music:Samurai Pizza cats:music:

 

[cirthix]

what about zombie ninja pirates?

 

[dc]

MONKEY WINS!

 

[MegaWorks]

Originally posted by: dc
MONKEY WINS!

LOL!

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
Pirates>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ninjas>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Samurai

Fixed

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

There's no such thing as a "Samurai sword." It's called a Katana and was carried by all kinds of fighters, not just Samurai.