A man dies and goes to heaven.
When he arrives at the pearly gates, Saint Peter says "come on in, I'll show you around, You'll like it here"
Walking through the gates, the man notices clocks everywhere.
There are grandfather clocks,wall clocks,watches and clocks in every corner.
It looks like heaven is nothing more than a giant clock warehouse.
Surprised at this, the man asks "Saint Peter, whats the deal? why are there all these clocks in heaven?"
Saint Peter replies "the clocks keep track of things on earth. there is one clock for every person. Every time the person on earth tells a lie, their clock moves one minute. for instance this is Sam, the used car salesman. If you watch for a moment, it'll move."
Just then the hand on sams clock moves one minute.
"Sam must be closing a deal right now," says saint peter. "The minute hand on his clock moves all day."
They continue the tour of heaven.
The man enjoys watching all the clocks of his friends but when the tour finishes he askes "I've seen everyones clock but president GWB's Where is his clock?"
Saint Peter smiles "just look up. we use his clock as a ceiling fan"
When he arrives at the pearly gates, Saint Peter says "come on in, I'll show you around, You'll like it here"
Walking through the gates, the man notices clocks everywhere.
There are grandfather clocks,wall clocks,watches and clocks in every corner.
It looks like heaven is nothing more than a giant clock warehouse.
Surprised at this, the man asks "Saint Peter, whats the deal? why are there all these clocks in heaven?"
Saint Peter replies "the clocks keep track of things on earth. there is one clock for every person. Every time the person on earth tells a lie, their clock moves one minute. for instance this is Sam, the used car salesman. If you watch for a moment, it'll move."
Just then the hand on sams clock moves one minute.
"Sam must be closing a deal right now," says saint peter. "The minute hand on his clock moves all day."
They continue the tour of heaven.
The man enjoys watching all the clocks of his friends but when the tour finishes he askes "I've seen everyones clock but president GWB's Where is his clock?"
Saint Peter smiles "just look up. we use his clock as a ceiling fan"
