A question for the ages

[Ns1]

Let us assume for a second that there is, in fact, a god:



If god made pot, does that make god a doper?

 

[TestedAcorn]

The biggest one ever.

 

[amdhunter]

I'm God.

 

[oiprocs]

Nope. He who hath created that wonderful plant deserveth life in Heaven.

Or a cool ass lifer title.

 

[Peelback79]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
I'm God.

There you are! Been looking all over for you. A few questions for you:

A) Why? (everything)
B) On Topic: ....did you make pot?

Take your time.

 

[ggnl]

Can God roll a blunt so big that not even he could smoke it?

 

[x-alki]

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[Ns1]

Originally posted by: ggnl
Can God roll a blunt so big that not even he could smoke it?

I don't know, but I sure as hell can

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Of course not. If God smoked pot, that would make him a doper. Just making it means nothing, except maybe that he's a supplier... He also made Birkenstock-wearing, clove-smoking vegetarians, but that doesn't make God a hippie (just look at how many wars he's been the center of).

 

[nakedfrog]

typical doper logic from a doper.. go marry your dope..





The Great Smoke Off, for bonus lulz

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
typical doper logic from a doper.. go marry your dope..

bitch won't sign a prenup

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Of course not. If God smoked pot, that would make him a doper. Just making it means nothing, except maybe that he's a supplier... He also made Birkenstock-wearing, clove-smoking vegetarians, but that doesn't make God a hippie (just look at how many wars he's been the center of).

His son was the original hippy, though:

Long hair? Check.

Sandals? Check.

Peace and Love, man? Check.

Anti-establishment? Check.

No known means of support? Check.

Several seriously trippy experiences? Check.

Co-opted by mainstream fucktards into the exact opposite of what he really was? Checkmate!

 

[FDF12389]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
typical doper logic from a doper.. go marry your dope..

bitch won't sign a prenup

I don't think you'll need one, pot will always lose in American courts.........

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
typical doper logic from a doper.. go marry your dope..

bitch won't sign a prenup

Everybody knows dopers can't read.