A question for christians/catholics/etc

[saymyname]

http://www.venganza.org/

As a Pastafarian I have developed a relationship with his noodly appendage and through faith, without a shadow of a doubt, I know He exists and He touches everything.

However, I have a hard time understanding the reasons behind not dressing like a pirate by many. Please don't take this post the wrong way, I am not trying to offend nor convict anyone, I am just curious in knowing your thoughts. Don't you guys believe in the beer volcano?

Again, I am not trying to offend anyone. I am just seeking these answers out of curiosity. I would greatly appreciate it if no one flamed another's religion, it would make the discussion go much smoother.

Thanks!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Because spaghetti sucks.

 

[preslove]

Because he's a douche?

 

[saymyname]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Because spaghetti sucks.

What about beer?

 

[NatePo717]

All hail the almighty flying spaghetti monster!

 

[M00T]

parody ftw.

Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?

 

[WraithETC]

If you have to have the Church to tell you to eat Spaghetti and Beer what good are you?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: saymyname
What about beer?

Depends on the beer.

Originally posted by: M00T
Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?

Yes, and I was dissapointed.

 

[saymyname]

Originally posted by: WraithETC
If you have to have the Church to tell you to eat Spaghetti and Beer what good are you?

You're such a non-believer! Dress like a Pirate at work/school tommorrow and feel his touch.

 

[iversonyin]

The only beer i believe in is the one that end up in my stomache.....**burp**

 

[saymyname]

Well after you die you can drink from the Beer Volcano.

I think you guys really need to become pastafarians. After all, he did create a mountain, trees, and a midget.

 

[DAGTA]

I've never felt touched by his noodly appendage.