god I wish some of you would learn to use spell check
It's secede....got it? SECEDE
Speaking for a Canadian outside of Quebec
frogs can go to hell for all I care
(FROGS by the way is a term of endearment like Pakis we use to refer to the morons
in quebec who feel they are hard done by and insist on the use of french etc.)
It is a tremendous economic drain and frogs that insist on only francais make me want to puke
The rest of the country is over 99 % non-french but still we have to endure loads of
french programming as well as french on many things we buy.
Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and his girlfriend Marie are having a
pleasant little picnic by the river Seine.
It's a beautiful day and love is in the air, so Marie leans over to Pierre and says:
"Pierre, kiss me!".
So our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?" shrieks Marie.
"Well, my name is Pierre, the French Fighter Pilot,
and when I have red meat I like to have red wine!"
His answer is good enough for Marie and things begin to heat up.
So she says : "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Our hero rips off her blouse, grabs a bottle of white wine and starts
pouring it all over her tits.
"Pierre, what are you doing?"
"My name is Pierre, the French Fighter Pilot, and when I have white meat
I like to have white wine!"
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.
Marie leans over once more and softly whispers into his ear,
"Pierre, kiss me lower."
Pierre tears off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and sprinkles
it all over her bush.
He grabs a match and lights it on fire.
Patting the flames out furiously, Marie screams,
"PIERRE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!?"
"My name is Pierre, the French Fighter Pilot,
and when I go down, I go down in flames!"
