a Public Service Announcement regarding Chuck Norris

kstu

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while it is painfully obvious to most, some of you just need it spelled out for you.

the chuck norris facts are not funny anymore, in fact they were rarely ever funny.

please remove the following words from your internet lexicon: Chuck Norris, roundhouse kick, Walker Texas Ranger, (insert stupid Chuck Norris fact here), etc.

immediately remove all occurrences of the above from signatures, away messages, blogs, myspaces, facebooks, and anywhere else you felt the need to spread this worthless sh!t.

just stop. its over.

any attempts to derail this PSA with chuck norris facts will be met with a psycho crusher from my boy M.Bison (who would pwn Chuck Norris in every way imaginable).

thank you. that is all
 

RichardE

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Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick which inadvertently killed every other player. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
 

ManSnake

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Originally posted by RichardE
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick which inadvertently killed every other player. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

LOL :thumbsup:
 

DivideBYZero

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Originally posted by: kstu
<...SNIP...>
any attempts to derail this PSA with chuck norris facts will be met with a psycho crusher from my boy M.Bison (who would pwn Chuck Norris in every way imaginable).

thank you. that is all

This is, in fact, the sort of post you abhor, is it not?
 

venk

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Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Are we supposed to do everything you tell us to? :p


No, you're supposed to do everything god tells you to.

And god is supposed to do everything Chuck Noris tells him to.
 

meltdown75

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thank you SO MUCH for bringing up Chuck ****** Norris for today's topics.

:thumbsup:

Thanks! :)
 

GasX

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PSA: The OP is one of the reasons things like this last as long as they do.
 

RichardE

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
 

RichardE

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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more ?humane?.

K...Im done now :)
 

QED

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Originally posted by: kstu
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<cartman> i do what i want </cartman>


Let he who does not himself have a tired old quote or joke in their own sig cast the first stone.
 

kstu

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Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: kstu
<...SNIP...>
any attempts to derail this PSA with chuck norris facts will be met with a psycho crusher from my boy M.Bison (who would pwn Chuck Norris in every way imaginable).

thank you. that is all

This is, in fact, the sort of post you abhor, is it not?

i only abhor these posts if the joke is brutally abused far too many times for far too long a time, so no, not exactly.
 

Gillbot

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Originally posted by: RichardE
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

hahahahahahahahahahhaha
 

nakedfrog

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What did you honestly expect to happen when you posted this thread?

Oh, and obligatory *roundhouse kick to the OP, Chuck Norris style*