A poem for PAB.

[StageLeft]

There lives a guy who's name is andy,
Girls who are tough make his brother randy.
We don't know why and cannot say,
What made andy go away?

Oh but don't worry, for PAB is here,
Pushing on Ebay at least 50k/year.
He says he likes girls when they are spectacular,
And the ones on AT make him quite faptacular.

We all love him, this funny fellow,
But he doesn't smoke weed; he's rarely mellow.
He kinda likes country and the Dixie Chicks,
Soon he may drop us and hang out with hicks!

 

[Keego]

HAH! I want a poem

 

[poopaskoopa]

Hahaha. Faptacular!

 

[Adul]

lol!!! nice one skoorbie

 

[PsychoAndy]

Oh my God. DAMNIT. No poem involving me should EVER have the word faptacular. EVER. There are federal laws against that.



-PAB

EDIT:

RARELY mellow? WTF! I'm ALWAYS MELLOW GODDAMNIT! MY THERAPIST TOLD ME SO! THAT AND THAT FVSKING ANGER MANAGMENT THERAPY. GODDAMN USELESS ANGER MANAGMENT CLASS!!!!! *PUNCHES WALL* TAKE THAT DR. ROBINSON! YOU AND YOUR "MEDICATION" AND THAT FANCY INKBLOT TEST. ITS A BUTTERFLY! ITS ALWAYS A FSCKING BUTTERFLY! WTF DOES SHE TAKE ME FOR? AN IDIOT?!?!?! I'LL SHOW HER!



-PAB

 

[Yeeny]

lmao, nice work Skoorb.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
Oh my God. DAMNIT. No poem involving me should EVER have the word faptacular. EVER. There are federal laws against that.



-PAB

You don't like it?

 

[LinuxIdiot]

HAHA I liked it hehe *watches for more skoorb-oems*

 

[RossMAN]

Nice one, I like.

 

[lilFajita]

poems are always better when you make up words for them.

its RossMAN's birthday, why did PAB get a poem??

good one, regardless, skoorb.

 

[Anubis]

Skoorb i like it in fact my 3 other roomated are ROTFLTAO and they dont even view anand

 

[Shelly21]

that's a good one....

TT <---- tears of laughter

 

[Aquaman]

Bwahhhhhhhhh

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[PsychoAndy]

Whaddaya talking about, I'm always here, Mr. Shmabbles.

 

[thomsbrain]

faptacular.

lol. good poem.

 

[PsychoAndy]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
He kinda likes country and the Dixie Chicks,
Soon he may drop us and hang out with hicks!

I do have a thing for country girls....

-PAB

 

[StormRider]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
There lives a guy who's name is andy,
Girls who are tough make his brother randy.
We don't know why and cannot say,
What made andy go away?

Oh but don't worry, for PAB is here,
Pushing on Ebay at least 50k/year.
He says he likes girls when they are spectacular,
And the ones on AT make him quite faptacular.

We all love him, this funny fellow,
But he doesn't smoke weed; he's rarely mellow.
He kinda likes country and the Dixie Chicks,
Soon he may drop us and hang out with hicks!

Why don't you two get a room!

 

[pulse8]

You are one bored mofo.

 

[bmacd]

Originally posted by: pulse8
You are one bored mofo.

lol

nice one skoorb

-=bmacd=-