A Playboy centerfold tried to bust out -- midair

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A Playboy centerfold tried to bust out -- midair -- from a jet amid a bad case of high anxiety. Law enforcement officers met a JetBlue plane at its arrival gate in Newark Liberty International Airport Thursday afternoon because of a passenger who was causing a disturbance on board, the airline reported.
The passenger was identified as 21-year-old Tiffany Livingston. She was aboard JetBlue Flight 522 from Florida to Newark, N.J., on Thursday when she bolted from her seat and tried to open the door of the plane.
She had become agitated because of turbulence and appeared to grab the handle of an emergency door, a source told Fox 5 News. Then two off-duty police officers who happened to be on the flight stopped her.
The plane, Flight 552 from Fort Myers, Florida, landed safely and without incident, said Alison Croyle, a spokesperson for the airline. "JetBlue will cooperate fully with local authorities, who are investigating this matter," she said in a statement.
"She said she's gone through this before, but never this bad, and didn't have ... her medication," one source told the New York Post .


http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/loc...ance-on-jetblue-flight-to-newark-20100909-akd
 

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I'll fix your anxiety, honey.

There's a women on a plane and the planes starts to have trouble and is going down. So the women jumps out of her seat, strips naked and screams "If I'm going to die I want to die feeling like a women. Is there a man on this plane to make me feel like a women?" So a guy jumps out of his seat, rips off his shirt and says "iron this."
 

khon

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Good thing then that it's not at all possible to open a door during flight.

I'd more imagine a lot of the passangers didn't know that though, so she probably wasn't the only one panicking. Too bad we don't have video, must have been quite a scene.
 

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It's common knowledge that street drugs cause high anxiety. In other words, everyone will know this....when pigs fly.
 

arrfep

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There's a women on a plane and the planes starts to have trouble and is going down. So the women jumps out of her seat, strips naked and screams "If I'm going to die I want to die feeling like a women. Is there a man on this plane to make me feel like a women?" So a guy jumps out of his seat, rips off his shirt and says "iron this."

She wanted to be cloned before she died?
 

Glitchny

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A lot to freak out about nothing. It's physically impossible for 1 person to open the door while in flight.

I also read another article where it stated that she grabbed it to stabilize her self as she was having an anxiety attack.
 

Lifted

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The cops should have just let her struggle with the door handle until she wore herself out. If she's all natural, it would have would have been quite the sight with all the turbulence, assuming she was wearing something nice n tight.
 
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There's a women on a plane and the planes starts to have trouble and is going down. So the women jumps out of her seat, strips naked and screams "If I'm going to die I want to die feeling like a women. Is there a man on this plane to make me feel like a women?" So a guy jumps out of his seat, rips off his shirt and says "iron this."

lmao :D