LordRaiden
Banned
I'm sure it's been a while since you've heard one of these jokes, so I'll throw a few out here. Anybody who's ever been a pilot probubly remembers many of these. 😀
"A pilot should never made a bad crash landing. If they are going to crash, they should always go down in flames with their scarf flapping in the wind and make the biggest divit possible upon impact."
"A goat in a cloud bank in front of you means you're too darned low!"
"A pilot who doesn't use his checklist is like a women without cloths in a bar. Both are gonna get screwed royally!"
"Jet engines are NOT to be used as chicken shreaders!" 😀
"Live like you fly, just don't fly like you live. Your chances of living are much higher if you do that!" 😀
"Barnstorming is not for picking up chicks! You do that on the ground!"
Ok, how about a few jokes from the rest of you dealing with aviation?
"A pilot should never made a bad crash landing. If they are going to crash, they should always go down in flames with their scarf flapping in the wind and make the biggest divit possible upon impact."
"A goat in a cloud bank in front of you means you're too darned low!"
"A pilot who doesn't use his checklist is like a women without cloths in a bar. Both are gonna get screwed royally!"
"Jet engines are NOT to be used as chicken shreaders!" 😀
"Live like you fly, just don't fly like you live. Your chances of living are much higher if you do that!" 😀
"Barnstorming is not for picking up chicks! You do that on the ground!"
Ok, how about a few jokes from the rest of you dealing with aviation?
