Hey ViperGTS, you ever done sumpin' like dis? 
<< Bubba and Earl
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple
of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl,
it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here
beers!!"
Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin'
these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the
bottles under the seat".
"What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat,and
each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the
sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No,sir", said Earl. "We're on the
patch". >>
<< Bubba and Earl
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple
of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl,
it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here
beers!!"
Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin'
these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the
bottles under the seat".
"What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat,and
each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the
sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No,sir", said Earl. "We're on the
patch". >>
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