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A non-stolen joke

CKent

CKent

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A guy walks into a bar, clearly quite upset. After about a half hour and 5 drinks, he loudly proclaims "All women are dumb cvnts!". He looks challengingly at the bartender and says, "You got a problem with that?". "Actually yes, I do", comes the bartender's reply, "I hate it when people say the same thing twice".
 
I don't git it 😕

so is he like a transexual or somthing and the cucumber she stuck down her pants come rolling out?
 
Originally posted by: JoeKing
I don't git it 😕

so is he like a transexual or somthing and the cucumber she stuck down her pants come rolling out?
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:shocked:

 
Originally posted by: JoeKing
I don't git it 😕

so is he like a transexual or somthing and the cucumber she stuck down her pants come rolling out?
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all women are dumb cvnts so saying a women is a dumb cvnt is a redudant statement, because when you say women your suppose to mean dumb cvnt.

like saying tall basketball players are tall basketball players.

... horrible joke btw, i cant beleive i just explained it
 
Man, that was harsh... ok, an attempt at redemption - I didn't write these:


Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

A. Marry it


A guy takes his son to the store with him. At the checkout counter, the kid notices the condoms behind the counter and asks why they come in different amounts. "Well, explains the father, see the single? That's for when you're in high school, you use it on Saturday night. See the 3 pack? That's for college, one on Friday night and the other two on Saturday." The kid nods and asks about the 12 pack. "Well son, that's for when you're married. One for January, one for February..."

If you can't tell, I'm a bit upset with the fairer sex on this fine night :|
 
Maybe I am in extra love tonight but personally I think generalizing that all women are cvnts is like saying all blacks are n! Wait... it is the same thing! 😛
 
Originally posted by: RBachman
Man, that was harsh... ok, an attempt at redemption - I didn't write these:


Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

A. Marry it


A guy takes his son to the store with him. At the checkout counter, the kid notices the condoms behind the counter and asks why they come in different amounts. "Well, explains the father, see the single? That's for when you're in high school, you use it on Saturday night. See the 3 pack? That's for college, one on Friday night and the other two on Saturday." The kid nods and asks about the 12 pack. "Well son, that's for when you're married. One for January, one for February..."

If you can't tell, I'm a bit upset with the fairer sex on this fine night :|
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hehe, i liked the second one 🙂


 
Originally posted by: RBachman
A guy walks into a bar, clearly quite upset. After about a half hour and 5 drinks, he loudly proclaims "All women are dumb cvnts!". He looks challengingly at the bartender and says, "You got a problem with that?". "Actually yes, I do", comes the bartender's reply, "I hate it when people say the same thing twice".
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Prepares to aim tomato.
 
My vegetables are too worthy to be thrown in response to that joke.

On the other hand, that reminds me... time to go out and clean the stalls in the barn.
 
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