A new drug - Provigil to help you STAY AWAKE...

[Analog]

OK, all these people posting about how they can't stay awake. A new drug has emerged to help this out:

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The pill has been found to increase both wakefulness and what researchers call "vigilance," the ability to stay on task, thinking clearly and functioning normally.

 

I prefer the old fashion sleep and rest.

 

[dighn]

could come in handy at times. though i'd be too paranoid to use it anyway until it has been used for years and years.