A new approach to law enforcement

[Schadenfroh]

Post a crime that you have committed, but have not been prosecuted for, along with contact information.

 

[PAB]

Investigated for insurance fraud

1021 Fake St
Anytown USA

 

[KLin]

I sped this morning.

1055 Fowler Ave
Clovis, CA 93611

 

[chrisms]

Hahaha sorry it would take too long

edit: Ok just one.. bought beer as a minor

 

[Midlander]

Lied to my mom once.

123 Main St.
Anywhere, USA 10000

 

[conjur]

Killed Inigo Montoya's father

3rd castle on the left

 

[MX2]

Yeah, this will be a good thread.

 

[iamaelephant]

I killed a hooker last week

42 Lloyd st
Tauranga
NZ

ph 0272809655

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Conspiracy to commit murder
Murder (soon)

Originally posted by: conjur
Killed Inigo Montoya's father

3rd castle on the left

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. :|

 

[SSSnail]

Tried to assassinate a leader of a sovereign state unsuccessfully.
Invaded a sovereign country, just because I can.
Butchered the English language.

Fooled you once, fooled you all the time...

1600 Penstate.....uh.....Penncil....... Pennsylvania Avenew
HAHA... you think I'm dumb enough to give you my address?

 

[Insane3D]

I just ripped the tags of my mattresses.

1 Generic Way
Corn Field, Iowa 12345

 

[OVERKILL]

Originally posted by: MX2times
Yeah, this will be a good thread.

I just took a picture of MX2times in the shower. :laugh:

Contact information:

MX2times
1010 Mountain Avenue
Beverly Hills, California

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: AnonymouseUser
Conspiracy to commit murder
Murder (soon)

Originally posted by: conjur
Killed Inigo Montoya's father

3rd castle on the left

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. :|

Bring it on!

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: AnonymouseUser
Conspiracy to commit murder
Murder (soon)

Originally posted by: conjur
Killed Inigo Montoya's father

3rd castle on the left

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. :|

Bring it on!

Text

 

[AnyMal]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
Post a crime that you have committed, but have not been prosecuted for, along with contact information.

I choke chickens

 

[AgentJean]

I was the 3rd gunmen on the grassy null.




I killed the 2nd gunmen.

 

[aircooled]

Telephone, Credit Card and Computer fraud.

They know where to find me.

 

[waggy]

I beat you all
I am steve Bartman!

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: Insane3D
I just ripped the tags of my mattresses.

1 Generic Way
Corn Field, Iowa 12345

Originally posted by: conjur
Killed Inigo Montoya's father

3rd castle on the left

haahahhaah

 

[Mr Smiley]

I took the cookie from the cookie jar.

 

[SampSon]

Not enough years to avoid conviction yet.

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: AgentJean
I was the 3rd gunmen on the grassy null.




I killed the 2nd gunmen.

How the hell can you have a grassy null?

 

[jakedeez]

what me? i think not

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Mr Smiley
I took the cookie from the cookie jar.

who took the cookie from the cookie jar?

 

[Scouzer]

I melted my neighbour's igloo.

Tank Commander
The one tank
Ottawa, ON Canada H0H 0H0

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Mr Smiley
I took the cookie from the cookie jar.

who took the cookie from the cookie jar?

who, me?