A neutron walks into a bar...

[jagec]

...and orders a drink. After he's done, he says to the bartender, "So what do I owe ya'?" And so the bartender responds, "Oh, you're free of charge."




...I just wanted to be part of the moment

 

[imported_Nail]

I laughed.

 

[Kalvin00]

Meh.

 

[iwearnosox]

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

 

[Corporate Thug]

LOL, not bad

 

[Ikonomi]

LOL

 

[kyparrish]

good one

 

[TuxDave]

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

LMFAO!

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

LOL...

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

Ahahahahahaha, excellent threadjack

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: jagec
...and orders a drink. After he's done, he says to the bartender, "So what do I owe ya'?" And so the bartender responds, "Oh, you're free of charge."




...I just wanted to be part of the moment

Now *that* is funny!

 

[MillionaireNextDoor]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

Nice. Hijacked.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Originally posted by: jagec
...and orders a drink. After he's done, he says to the bartender, "So what do I owe ya'?" And so the bartender responds, "Oh, you're free of charge."




...I just wanted to be part of the moment

:thumbsup:

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

:thumbsup:

 

[OokiiNeko]

One atom says to the other, "I think I lost an electron."
The other atom asks, "Are you sure?"
First one replies, "I'm positive."

 

[booger711]

Originally posted by: OokiiNeko
One atom says to the other, "I think I lost an electron."
The other atom asks, "Are you sure?"
First one replies, "I'm positive."

bleh

 

[LongCoolMother]

Originally posted by: OokiiNeko
One atom says to the other, "I think I lost an electron."
The other atom asks, "Are you sure?"
First one replies, "I'm positive."

w00t. science jokes! my chem teacher used to say them everyday and NOBODY laughed and he thought it was the best thing ever. we were all half dead.

 

[boomdart]

Heh, Heh, I laughed under my breath because i don't wanna wake up the other people sleeping here >_<

Funny stuff

 

[element]

Two fermions walk into a bar. One orders a drink. The other says "I'll have what he's having"

 

[Acanthus]

up, i laughed.

 

[element]

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The man said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: element
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The man said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

Hahahaha. :beer:

 

[NotoriousJTC]

Originally posted by: jagec
...and orders a drink. After he's done, he says to the bartender, "So what do I owe ya'?" And so the bartender responds, "Oh, you're free of charge."




...I just wanted to be part of the moment

Heheh.

 

[StrangerGuy]

Finally a "entered a bar" thread that is actually funny.