A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

Martin

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The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

This has been your pun for today.
 

Yossarian

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A proton goes in a short while later and asks for a beer. The bartender asks "are you sure you aren't a neutron?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
 

amol

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Originally posted by: Yossarian
A proton goes in a short while later and asks for a beer. The bartender asks "are you sure you aren't a neutron?" The proton replies "I'm positive."

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