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A Mother's love

A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing on. After his Mom dried her hands on an apron, she read it, and this is what it said:

For cutting the grass: $5.00
For cleaning up my room this week: $1.00
For going to the store for you: $.50
Baby-sitting my kid brother while you went shopping: $.25
Taking out the garbage: $1.00
For getting a good report card: $5.00
For cleaning up and raking the yard: $2.00
Total owed: $14.75

Well, his mother looked at him standing there, and the boy could see the memories flashing through her mind. She picked up the pen, turned over the paper he'd written on, and this is what she wrote:

For the nine months I carried you while you were growing inside me:
No Charge

For all the nights that I've sat up with you, doctored and prayed for you:
No Charge

For all the trying times, and all the tears that you've caused through the years:
No Charge

For all the nights that were filled with dread, and for the worries I knew were ahead:
No Charge

For the toys, food, clothes, and even wiping your nose:
No Charge

Son, when you add it up, the cost of my love is:
No Charge.

When the boy finished reading what his mother had written, there were big tears in his eyes, and he looked straight at his mother and said, "Mom, I sure do love you." And then he took the pen and in great big letters he wrote: "PAID IN FULL".

 
Originally posted by: djheater
I'm beginning to want to spoon your eyes out.

I wasn't aware that you COULD spoon someone's eyes out... although I suppose your arm would get numb after a while and you'd both have to flip over.
 
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: djheater
I'm beginning to want to spoon your eyes out.

I wasn't aware that you COULD spoon someone's eyes out... although I suppose your arm would get numb after a while and you'd both have to flip over.

Mental imagery... so disturbing..... GAH!!! !
 
Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: djheater
I'm beginning to want to spoon your eyes out.

I wasn't aware that you COULD spoon someone's eyes out... although I suppose your arm would get numb after a while and you'd both have to flip over.

Mental imagery... so disturbing..... GAH!!! !

lol I'm not even sure what mental images you're thinking of.
 
Originally posted by: Jero
A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing on. After his Mom dried her hands on an apron, she read it, and this is what it said:

For cutting the grass: $5.00
For cleaning up my room this week: $1.00
For going to the store for you: $.50
Baby-sitting my kid brother while you went shopping: $.25
Taking out the garbage: $1.00
For getting a good report card: $5.00
For cleaning up and raking the yard: $2.00
Total owed: $14.75

Well, his mother looked at him standing there, and the boy could see the memories flashing through her mind. She picked up the pen, turned over the paper he'd written on, and this is what she wrote:

Get your ass upstairs to your room before I give you a proper whupping!

When the boy finished reading what his mother had written, there were big tears in his eyes, and he looked straight at his mother and said, "WAAAHHH!!!"
fixed

 
Man, I hate people who look at kids as cheap labor. It's not compassion if you expect to get paid back for it, which goes both for the kid and mom.

Joke Along similar lines:
A kid was going to college for a few years and every time he needed money he would write a long letter home eliquently asking for more money. One time he got lazy and just wrote: No mon no fun yo son. A few weeks later he received a letter from his father stating: Too bad so sad yo dad.
 
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