A moment of silence for GF's hampsters

myputer

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Her children are devestated! I do not know what the cause of death was, but we have decided it is her husbands fault since he is a man and they are to blame for all things bad. :(
 

HappyFace

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Oh no! :( The daddy hamster killed the mommy? :( Bring out the hampster noose, it's time to string him up!!! :|:|:|
 

ArkAoss

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they both died simultaneously? or did one die then the other. it must have died of heartbreak. there arte tooooo many tv's shows with hampsters dieing, its all the news media's fault.

Hmapster haters!! booo booo
save the hampsters, save the hampsters~!~!~!~!~~!~~!~!~!~! and uh have GF give GF's husband a whooping for hamspter killin, oh hampster taxidermy, oh wait, i gotta find that!!!!


ok here goes. what to do
 

guyver01

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got any pictures? are they gonna do an autopsy to find cause of death? stream it on the web!
 

DannyLove

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<< ..........but we have decided it is her husbands fault since he is a man and they are to blame for all things bad. :( >>

hahahahha, gee, i hope you don't really believe that ;)
[silence begins]
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[/silence ends]

I remember my cute little hapster. I was about 13 and I saved some money to buy him, the same day, he some how got out of his cage and ran away. :( It was a very sad day for me, /i wonder if he's still in my house someone, in between the walls :(....:)
 

vi edit

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I had a couple ginea pigs as a kid. They all pased on to ginea pig heaven too :(

My dad later found out mosquitos and fleas were carying some sort of disease that really was deadly to hampsters and ginea pigs.
 

Aceman

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We had hamsters until my then 4 year old found out that they don't land on all fours like a cat. I got nailed by my son on one of them when I told him I'd bury the hamster and he found it a day later in the garbage can.
 

Yeeny

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I want to thank you all for your concern, monetary pledges may be made to my PayPal account. Seriously though, my daughter was devastated, I hate having to try to explain death to kids. But she was consoled by the promise of a new one next week.
 

LordMaul

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Bouncin' time to the beat, HEY, ya don't even have to move yer feet, just shake yer thang so I can see ya move and spin all around an' feel the groove! YEEHAW! (or something to that effect.)

Common everybody its the Hamster Dance! ;)

:cool:
 

Yeeny

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I am glad you can find so much joy in my pain LordMaul. I hope a gang of hamsters attacks you and chews off your ear. ;)

vi_edit: That is interesting, my cat just had kittens and I have had a bit of a flea problem I have been dealing with. Since they both died together I figured they got sick.
 

Aceman

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Maybe they were just &quot;having too much fun&quot; and died with smiles on their faces?
 

vi edit

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<< Maybe they were just &quot;having too much fun&quot; and died with smiles on their faces? >>



Like Sooty?
 

DannyLove

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<<
vi_edit: That is interesting, my cat just had kittens and I have had a bit of a flea problem I have been dealing with. Since they both died together I figured they got sick.
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or according to mypunter, it must have been the man, because the man always does bad things, correct? ;)
 

Yeeny

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I hate dogs, ugh. The only one I like is myputer's Max, a rottweiler who I swear is almost human. I am a cat person myself, and since we have a cat and five kittens, we are doing ok in that department. That is until it's time for the kittens to get new homes, yikes.

vi_edit: LOL! I really hope that is not what they were doing, the thought of hamster porn happening in my kids room is just scary. :Q
 

DannyLove

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<< sooty was fast asleep in the corner >>

wow, im surprised he even survived that orgy :) gooooo sooty, I look up to you ;)
 

myputer

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or according to mypunter

For godsakes man I am an emotional wreck! We have a funeral to arrange, a trust fund to set up, the least you can do is get my name right, it's myputer!

I have another theory on the death, maybe they were messing with a spider......
 

DannyLove

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<< or according to mypunter

For godsakes man I am an emotional wreck! We have a funeral to arrange, a trust fund to set up, the least you can do is get my name right, it's myputer!

I have another theory on the death, maybe they were messing with a spider......
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sorry sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry mypunter....i mean myputer :):):):):) feel better