A Message from the ghost of General Patton

[halik]

my stepdad sent it to me, it just cracked me up,
it sounds like a combination of Limbaugh on crack and Lee Ermey


NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE, BUT LISTEN UP!

A Message from the ghost of General Patton....


ATTENTION!

OK you whining, panty-waisted, pathetic Maggots, it's time for a little refresher course on exactly why we Americans occasionally have to fight wars.See if you can tear yourself away from your "reality" TV and Starbucks for a minute, pull your head out of your flabby ass - and LISTEN UP!! THIS is not "torture" or an "atrocity". This is the kind of thing frat boys, sorority girls, and academy cadets do to newcomers. A little fun at someone else's expense. Certainly no reason to wring your hands or get your panties in a wad. Got that Kennedy? THIS IS an atrocity! So Was This! WHICH PART DON'T YOU GET? Islam a peaceful religion??? Millions of these sons-of-bitches are plotting as we speak to destroy our country and our way of life any way they can. Some of them are here among us now. They don't want to convert you and they don't want to rule you. You are a vile infestation of Allah's paradise. They don't give a ---- how "progressive" you are, how peace-loving you are, or how much you sympathize with their cause. They want you dead, and think it is God's will for them to do it.


And you think Bush and Ashcroft are your worst enemies? John Kerry thinks if he gives them a hug or listens to them, then they'll like us...and you agree? You dumb ass! If they manage to get their hands on a nuke, chemical agents, or even some anthrax - you will wish to God we had hunted them down and killed THEM while we had the chance. Stop bitchin' about your Goddamn Health Care, Social Security, Gas prices, and your measly 6% unemployment rate... and start worrying about you, your family's, and your friends' asses. How many more Americans must be beheaded before you stop blaming Bush for all your troubles - and grow some balls for a change. You've fallen asleep AGAIN Maggots! And you may not get another chance! NOW GET OFF YOUR SORRY ASS - and pass this on to any and every person you give-a-damn about... if you ever gave a damn about anything.

DISMISSED!!!!

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: halik
my stepdad sent it to me, it just cracked me up,
it sounds like a combination of Limbaugh on crack and Lee Ermey


NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE, BUT LISTEN UP!

A Message from the ghost of General Patton....


ATTENTION!

OK you whining, panty-waisted, pathetic Maggots, it's time for a little refresher course on exactly why we Americans occasionally have to fight wars.See if you can tear yourself away from your "reality" TV and Starbucks for a minute, pull your head out of your flabby ass - and LISTEN UP!! THIS is not "torture" or an "atrocity". This is the kind of thing frat boys, sorority girls, and academy cadets do to newcomers. A little fun at someone else's expense. Certainly no reason to wring your hands or get your panties in a wad. Got that Kennedy? THIS IS an atrocity! So Was This! WHICH PART DON'T YOU GET? Islam a peaceful religion??? Millions of these sons-of-bitches are plotting as we speak to destroy our country and our way of life any way they can. Some of them are here among us now. They don't want to convert you and they don't want to rule you. You are a vile infestation of Allah's paradise. They don't give a ---- how "progressive" you are, how peace-loving you are, or how much you sympathize with their cause. They want you dead, and think it is God's will for them to do it.


And you think Bush and Ashcroft are your worst enemies? John Kerry thinks if he gives them a hug or listens to them, then they'll like us...and you agree? You dumb ass! If they manage to get their hands on a nuke, chemical agents, or even some anthrax - you will wish to God we had hunted them down and killed THEM while we had the chance. Stop bitchin' about your Goddamn Health Care, Social Security, Gas prices, and your measly 6% unemployment rate... and start worrying about you, your family's, and your friends' asses. How many more Americans must be beheaded before you stop blaming Bush for all your troubles - and grow some balls for a change. You've fallen asleep AGAIN Maggots! And you may not get another chance! NOW GET OFF YOUR SORRY ASS - and pass this on to any and every person you give-a-damn about... if you ever gave a damn about anything.

DISMISSED!!!!

Sounds like HOP.

 

[Moonbeam]

What's that joker doing sending emails. He should be at the front doing hand to hand with Muslims.

The fact that such rubbish appeals to people tells us just how firmly many Americans still have their hands wrapped around the vine.

 

[wkabel23]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
What's that joker doing sending emails. He should be at the front doing hand to hand with Muslims.

The fact that such rubbish appeals to people tells us just how firmly many Americans still have their hands wrapped around the vine.

I agree, it's sad that so many people actually think like this