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a math joke from my cs prof

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

To get to the other... side? 😕



*Note* I'm going to keep posting this in various threads until somebody laughs at it. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: Kyteland
Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

To get to the other... side? 😕



*Note* I'm going to keep posting this in various threads until somebody laughs at it. 🙁
i appreciate this joke

:thumbsup: 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Kyteland
Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

To get to the other... side? 😕



*Note* I'm going to keep posting this in various threads until somebody laughs at it. 🙁

ha ha ha ha
lol
roflmao
OMGBBQWATERMELONFUNNAE
ad nauseam

i did like it though
 
Originally posted by: amish
Originally posted by: Kyteland
Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

To get to the other... side? 😕



*Note* I'm going to keep posting this in various threads until somebody laughs at it. 🙁

ha ha ha ha
lol
roflmao
OMGBBQWATERMELONFUNNAE
ad nauseam

i did like it though
Thank you! Thank you!

This joke brought to you by MADD: Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving.
Math and Alcohol don't mix, so... PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE

I'll stop now.
 
Originally posted by: Kyteland
Originally posted by: amish
Originally posted by: Kyteland
Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

To get to the other... side? 😕



*Note* I'm going to keep posting this in various threads until somebody laughs at it. 🙁

ha ha ha ha
lol
roflmao
OMGBBQWATERMELONFUNNAE
ad nauseam

i did like it though
Thank you! Thank you!

This joke brought to you by MADD: Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving.
Math and Alcohol don't mix, so... PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE

I'll stop now.

Please do
 
Originally posted by: Kyteland
Originally posted by: amish
Originally posted by: Kyteland
Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

To get to the other... side? 😕



*Note* I'm going to keep posting this in various threads until somebody laughs at it. 🙁

ha ha ha ha
lol
roflmao
OMGBBQWATERMELONFUNNAE
ad nauseam

i did like it though
Thank you! Thank you!

This joke brought to you by MADD: Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving.
Math and Alcohol don't mix, so... PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE

I'll stop now.

AAAAHAHAHAHAHA! It's so bad I have to laugh!
 
Originally posted by: Monkey muppet
Originally posted by: Kyteland
I'll stop now.
Please do
Q:What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?
A:Answer: An American senior high school math problem.

:laugh:

Oh, wait. I went to an American senior high school. 🙁
 
just a PSA..dont tell these kinds of jokes on a date...assuming you even get as far a having a date...

if you tell this joke and double over laughing...chances are very high you will never ever ever get laid....
 
You can use it on a date but you have to qualify it.

"I'm not too sure about my choice of classes. My professor today told this so-called joke, and it didn't even make sense."

[dramatic pause while you wait for her to ask what the joke was - no human can resist the temptation]

[tell the joke]

[she asks]: "What the heck is abelian?"

"I don't know. I am thinking of switching to something that will let me work with children so I don't have to ever say I understand jokes like that."
 
How do you know if the mathematician you a talking to is an extrovert

He looks at your shoes when talking.
 
Originally posted by: Kyteland
Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

To get to the other... side? 😕



*Note* I'm going to keep posting this in various threads until somebody laughs at it. 🙁

Well, I'm seriously laughing my ass off over that one. I like to sprinkle little things like that on the occasional math test to keep the kids smiling. I'll have to toss that on the top of some test soon.


btw, to the OP... 2 second pause while I thought about the joke. I also laughed at yours.

<---- geek or nerd. Whichever one is more stylish at this moment in time.
 
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