A master samurai VS A wild full-grown lion

[her209]

Who would win?

 

[Lonyo]

Lion would eat samurai whole, and bite him causing massive fatal blood loss, but the samurai would kill the lion from inside, ending his life as well.

 

[SilentZero]

Lion! Anyone who says samurai are living in a fictional world.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Assuming he had his sword, Mifune Toshirô could take out Chuck Norris let alone a pesky lion or ten. Ol' Chuck would be trying the spin-kick and Toshirô would slice off the leg.

 

[Firsttime]

how do you figure a tie would come about?

 

[zoiks]

A mild case of genital herpes or this thread created by the OP.

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Assuming he had his sword, Mifune Toshirô could take out Chuck Norris let alone a pesky lion or ten. Ol' Chuck would be trying the spin-kick and Toshirô would slice off the leg.

You watched star wars too many times.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Firsttime
how do you figure a tie would come about?

They both end up dying.

 

[Trey22]

Samurai... they slice, they dice, they chop up lion!

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: SilentZero
Lion! Anyone who says samurai are living in a fictional world.

If the samurai can manage to cut off one of the lion's paws, I think he'd have a 86% of killing it.

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: SilentZero
Lion! Anyone who says samurai are living in a fictional world.

If the samurai can manage to cut off one of the lion's paws, I think he'd have a 86% of killing it.

How'd you know that it wasn't 89%.

 

[OulOat]

Is there a katana involved? Who ambushed who? We used to kill bigger monsters than lions (Saber Toothed Tigers, Megalania prisca (Giant Ripper Lizard), etc) and that was with stones and sticks.

 

[SCSIfreek]

what if the samurai was actually chuck norris? that lion would not have a chance with or without this swords. round house kick would end the fight easy.

 

[Howard]

I think it's 33.3%; repeating, of course.

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: SilentZero
Lion! Anyone who says samurai are living in a fictional world.

If the samurai can manage to cut off one of the lion's paws, I think he'd have a 86% of killing it.

How'd you know that it wasn't 89%.

Because 76.8% of statistics are made up on the spot.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: SCSIfreek
what if the samurai was actually chuck norris? that lion would not have a chance with or without this swords. round house kick would end the fight easy.

[Cartman] Chuck Norris is not a samurai, goddamit. [/Cartman]

 

[pontifex]

does the samurai have any weapons or is it just his bare hands?
if no weapons, the lion wins
if he has weapons, the samurai wins

and btw, wtf is up with these stupid VS. posts?

 

[SCSIfreek]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: SCSIfreek
what if the samurai was actually chuck norris? that lion would not have a chance with or without this swords. round house kick would end the fight easy.

[Cartman] Chuck Norris is not a samurai, goddamit. [/Cartman]

how would you know? chuck norris could be anything.....

norris > *

 

[SilentZero]

Chuck Norris could kill both the Lion and the Master samurai at the same time!

 

[yobarman]

idiot... a samurai would destory the lion.

GOD! DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?!

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: pontifex
does the samurai have any weapons or is it just his bare hands?
if no weapons, the lion wins
if he has weapons, the samurai wins

Obviously the samurai would have a weapon. If he didn't, it wouldn't even be close.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Of course a Chinese master swordsman would fly above the reach of the lion and kill it from a distance with a chi blade. Much like Chuck Norris would do.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Of course a Chinese master swordsman would fly above the reach of the lion and kill it from a distance with a chi blade. Much like Chuck Norris would do.

bullcrap, Chuck would roundhouse kick the lion in the face.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Of course a Chinese master swordsman would fly above the reach of the lion and kill it from a distance with a chi blade. Much like Chuck Norris would do.

With a scissor kick?

 

[Rip the Jacker]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Of course a Chinese master swordsman would fly above the reach of the lion and kill it from a distance with a chi blade. Much like Chuck Norris would do.

With a scissor kick?

Except we're talking about Japanese samurais...