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A Man's Cycle as he grows older. (Brutuskend again)

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Brutuskend

Lifer
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

Now I am 40 and all I want is a girl with big tits.

 
Oldie but a goodie. Though the way I originally heard it the first and last lines (wishes) were identical...coming back to where you started from cycle "when I was 14 all I wanted was a girl with big tits" Works either way though 🙂
 
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