A man went into the proctologist's office...

[3615buck]

A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes. When the man sat down and began observing the tools, he noticed there were 3 items on a stand next to the doctor's desk.

1. A tube of K-Y jelly
2. A rubber glove
3. A beer

When the doctor finally came in, the man said "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"

At that the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. The doc flung the door open and yelled to his nurse......

Gail, I asked for A BUTT LIGHT.

 

[JimmyEatWorld]

.....buh dum pishhhhhh

thank you very much folks, I'll be here until Friday

 

[The Stigenator]

haha good one.

 

[yakko]

hahahaha!!!!

 

[Budman]

Here's one for ya.


Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at
night, trying to impress each other with how tough they are.

The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and slams the glass on the
bar. He turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie
on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch
it
in my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite, and then make
off with the cheese."

The second mouse orders two shots of bourbon, slams them down and nearly
breaks the glasses on the bar. He turns to the first mouse and replies,
"Yeah, well, when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it
home, grind it into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I
can
get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.

The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't
have time for this idle chat, I gotta go home and fu_k the cat."

 

[MrCraphead]

LMAO!!! that was hilarious, I needed that.

 

[JimmyEatWorld]

LOL, the mouse one kicked arse

 

[SendTrash]

<< .....buh dum pishhhhhh

thank you very much folks, I'll be here until Friday >>

This was much funny...

 

[Budman]

While we are telling Jokes,here's an other.



A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, &quot;Please come over here and
help me. I
have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
it started.&quot; Her boyfriend asks, &quot;What is it supposed to be when
it's
finished?&quot;
The blonde says, &quot;According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.&quot;
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
him in
and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He
studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her
and says, &quot;First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able
to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger&quot;.
&quot;Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then
put all
these Frosted Flakes back in the box.&quot;

 

[IcemanJer]

LOL!!! that's awesome..

 

[Budman]

Here's a last one before i go to bed.



An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man sat down next to him.
The young man had spiked hair in all different colors: green,red,orange, blue and yellow.

The old man just stared. The young man said, &quot; What's the matter, old timer,never done anything wild in your life?&quot;

The old man replied, &quot; Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just
wondering if you were my son.

 

[Daaavo]

Hilarious!