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OMoT

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A bear walks into a bar. He goes up the bartender and says "Ill have a gin and uh.......................tonic." Then the bartender asks "why the big pause"
 

jupiter57

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A dog walks into a bar, he has one foot bandaged.
Looks around and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my PAW!" (Pa)
 

KeithTalent

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Guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender looks up
and says "Where did you get that ape?" Guy says, "This isn't an ape,
it's a duck". Bartender says "I was TALKING to the duck".

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, 'I think I've lost an electron.'
The other says 'Are you sure?'
The first says, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
 

batmang

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A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a beer,
the bartender responds " nope, we dont serve your kind here."
the mushroom replies " come on, im a fun guy! "
 

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