A man walks into a bar...

[brigden]

...sits down, and orders drink after drink, pounding them back as quickly as he can. The bartender sees this, and looks over, puzzled. The man says, "I shouldn't be drinking this with what I've got."

"What have you got?" the Bartender asked, shocked.

"About fifty cents," the man replied.

 

[pulse8]

3/10

 

[n0cmonkey]

Not bad.

 

[Kalvin00]

Hehehe..

 

[Narse]

not too bad 6/10

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
Hehehe..

 

[blurredvision]

A man sits down at a bar, and orders 10 shots of whiskey. He tells the bartender he wants it all at one time, all 10 sitting next to each other, no waiting for the next one. The bartender asks why he wants all 10 at the same time, and the guy replies that he is celebrating his first blow-job. The bartenders smirks, and tells him shot #11 will be on the house. The guy looks at him and says, "No thanks, I think 10 should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth."