A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm...

[Brutuskend]

and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

 

[crab]

Booooo

 

[Mucho]

A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that."

The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."

 

[Syringer]

I just read this one ANd another one the other day in a book, I THINK I KNOW THE SOURCE OF YOUR POWERS!

 

[Zim Hosein]

LOL!

Cheers Brutuskend :beer:

 

[waggy]

ok. i think you need to put the bong down.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: waggy
ok. i think you need to put the bong down.

You mean pass the bong!

 

[WannaFly]

boo 0/10

 

[Kalvin00]

 

[electified]

LOL:laugh:

 

[jadinolf]

Groan.

That one was SO obvious.

 

[Shawn]

:thumbsdown:

 

[Brutuskend]

You think THAT was bad?

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Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Mucho
A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that."

The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."

ROTF!

 

[oogabooga]

hrmm.. not sure how to feel 5/10

 

[OutHouse]

heheheh both are good.

 

[AU Tiger]

1/10

 

bahahaahah

:beer: for brutuskend.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Boo!

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Syringer
I just read this one ANd another one the other day in a book, I THINK I KNOW THE SOURCE OF YOUR POWERS!

The spider told you, didnt it?

 

[sharkeeper]

Well at least it wasn't a joke about asphalt being rectum trouble!

Cheers!

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

Boo!

 

[eakers]

Originally posted by: crab
Booooo

 

[trilks]

Ha :thumbsup:

 

[wiredspider]

Made me grin a little.