a man is trapped in a room with no windows no doors no light

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mjrpes3

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Cut the calendar into two pieces. Two halves make a hole. Piss on the matress. Then escape through the hole.
 
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RCN

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He eats the dates from the calendar and drinks water from the springs.
 
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Injury

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The man is MacGuyver.

Upon looking at the calendar, he notices that today is the day that lunar power makes matresses maintain velocity when thrown towards the moon, ravaging everything in their path.

He throws the matress, it destroys the room, and he walks away while the soldiers of same random army are in a frenzy trying to figure out what happened.
 
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Czar

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he curses Syringer for putting him there, and each day he survives only on hate and the longing of some day getting out and taking his revange
 
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Shadowknight

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Originally posted by: Syringer
All he has is a mattress and a calendar; how does he survive?
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He drinks his own urine and eats his own flesh. He uses the calendar for toilet paper, and rips up material from the matress to keep from bleeding to death after he eats himself. The remainder he sleeps on.

Morbid? Yes. But it's less lame than the real answer.

ETA: Or he knocks on the door, and asks the guard when he gets out of solitary for attacking that other inmate who made fun of his haircut. Then he wait for them to deliver dinner, and just sleeps on the bed when he's tired.
 
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