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Lake Powell, man made reservoir, just across the Arizona border in Utah. Lone Rock beach.
I didn't plan to go swimming, but we found a place with a beach where a bunch of RVs could drive right up to the "shore." I had no bathing suit, so I just stripped down to my boxers. I didn't even have a damn towel, and it was windy when I came out. I survived, but, yes, there was shrinkage. (I was the only one in the water, lol.)
The large Mexican family seated around a big outdoor table two RVs down? They probably drew their young children closer at the sight of this crazy beloved patriot limping down to the lake in his boxers. No police were called.
I didn't plan to go swimming, but we found a place with a beach where a bunch of RVs could drive right up to the "shore." I had no bathing suit, so I just stripped down to my boxers. I didn't even have a damn towel, and it was windy when I came out. I survived, but, yes, there was shrinkage. (I was the only one in the water, lol.)
The large Mexican family seated around a big outdoor table two RVs down? They probably drew their young children closer at the sight of this crazy beloved patriot limping down to the lake in his boxers. No police were called.