A lot of comments taken out of context imply comedy more often than not

[Killbat]

For example, from an IM chat:

"except...of course, that time I drank after I donated blood. That was a huge f**king mistake"

Now c'mon, what kind of scenarios are you imagining? That could lead anywhere.

 

[amnesiac]

hahaha.. speaking of drinking, here's a clip from a conversation with a drunken friend:

AWx: just out of curiousity, were you drunk when you put up your away message?
xxx112: yah
xxx112: dud e was up
AWx: oh dear
AWx: are you faded right now?
xxx112: u behtcha
xxx112: id need assssss
xxx112: i nee ssjaex
xxx112: bady
xxx112: and eriotos and chocolwat
AWx: I gotcha
xxx112: xik swz up
AWx: was that english?
AWx: hello?
AWx: did you pass out yet?
AWx: or are you still with me
xxx112: fifu im ertr
xxx112: od;'sd
xxx112: im sl dfpf
xxx112: do ehxd hiup
AWx: riiiiiiiight
xxx112: dude is knwo
xxx112: it s aalll avout teh men and stheisr cokcds
xxx112: iggotsa bpuck
AWx: go take you're time
AWx: don't hit the keyboard
AWx: I hope you feel better baby

 

[Killbat]

Get a load of this:

[edit] Warning: harsh language in this link.
http://web.umr.edu/~mezd36/drunk/drunk.htm

"Funcle" and I weren't at the 'event', "Haplo" and "scrappy_j" were.