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A little person on my Rolling Rock....

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SonnyDaze

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So I grabbed a six pack on Rolling Rock on the way home from work today. Drank one. It was good. Grabbed a second. It too was good. Grabbed a third and fired up the grill. Felt something on the bottle and looked down....what the hell it this?



There's a sperm on my bottle...
 

Perknose

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Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
So I grabbed a six pack on Rolling Rock on the way home from work today. Drank one. It was good. Grabbed a second. It too was good. Grabbed a third and fired up the grill. Felt something on the bottle and looked down....what the hell it this?



There's a sperm on my bottle...

You got suckered with a cheap off-shore knockoff, Rolling Cock.

 

Perknose

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Originally posted by: Evadman
Originally posted by: Perknose
You got suckered with a cheap off-shore knockoff, Rolling Cock.

Sounds tasty.

The OP loves 'em! He said he was already on his third one this evening! :p

I keed, I joke. :laugh:
 

Newbian

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Congrats... in about 3-4 months you will be giving birth to our alien overlords.
 

geno

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Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
So I grabbed a six pack on Rolling Rock on the way home from work today. Drank one. It was good. Grabbed a second. It too was good. Grabbed a third and fired up the grill. Felt something on the bottle and looked down....what the hell it this?



There's a sperm on my bottle...

You got suckered with a cheap off-shore knockoff, Rolling Cock.

It's better than the even cheaper off-off-shore knockoff, Swollen Cock.
 

child of wonder

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Congrats! This is like the Golden Ticket in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!

Run home, SonnyDaze! Run as fast as you can!

Then you'll tour the local Sex Toy factory owned by Willie Big Wonka and, at the end, a gang of horny midgets will treat you to a farewell bukkake.
 
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