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mrCide

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Just got this forward. Laugh at little bit more if you haven't already, we all need to smile again if for just a moment.


The Following Were Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
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FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
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FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE.. BETTER BE REWARD.
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1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
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TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
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COWS FOR SALE. NEVER BRED CALVES. ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
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FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR. WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
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NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY
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BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
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HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
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GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
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TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.
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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.
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OUR SOFA WILL SEAT THE WHOLE MOB. 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! SELLING WASHER & DRYER $300.
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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
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OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
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AND NOW FOR THE BEST OF THE LOT:

FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 OBO. No longer needed. Recently married; wife knows everything.
 
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brxndxn

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BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
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I'd like to haul a few American-made products over to bin Ladhin's compound.
 
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technogeeky

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Dec 13, 2000
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Haha

TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800


Bwhahah!

That's great!
 
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LoneWolf1

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<< FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 OBO. No longer needed. Recently married; wife knows everything. >>


hehe...LMAO
 
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woodly6

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<< COWS FOR SALE. NEVER BRED CALVES. ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE. >>



Best laugh since CorprateRecreations video!
 
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xyyz

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<< TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR. >>



MUAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Oh man... i'm still laughing....

whoa... this was certainly needed in this forum to cut the tension. :)

Thanks :)
 
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Emos

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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE.. BETTER BE REWARD.
LOL :)
 
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BrintonAA

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Jul 6, 2001
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

This is one of the best OT threads I've ever read. It's hilarious!

Hats off to you mrCide!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
Jeff7

Jeff7

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Jan 4, 2001
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The windrivers.com forum had a HUGE thread of lots of jokes, but it vanished about 2 months ago. Not sure if it crashed because of its length or what, but there were great ones there. Anyone here have connections at Windrivers.com to have it reopened or transferred here?
 
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