A little joke to make you smile

InFecTed

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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "if you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog.
The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there is a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!" The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis that women will flock to." The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So, kazam! -- she became the most beautiful woman in the world.
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, kazam! -- she became the richest woman in the world.
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
 

notfred

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That's dumb. What woman wouldn't want to be with the richest, most handsome guy in the world?
 

isasir

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Originally posted by: notfred
That's dumb. What woman wouldn't want to be with the richest, most handsome guy in the world?

Don't you know notfred, women are never satisfied. ;) At least that's what another joke told me.
 

amnesiac

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You messed it up double.
Genie is supposed to grant DOUBLE whatever she gets to her ex husband.
Punch line:

"Now scare me half to death."