- Jan 3, 2001
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A teacher was explaining to her students how we associate colors with flavors. She demonstrated with Lifesavers candy.
The teacher handed out a red one to a little girl, and she said "Cherry!"
She handed a yellow one to a little boy and he said "Lemon!"
She handed a green one to another girl and she said "Lime!"
Then, to prove a point, she gave the next little boy a clear, honey flavored one.
"What flavor do you think that is?" the teacher asked.
"Hmmmm....I'm not sure ma'am...can you give me a hint?"
The teacher thought a moment, then replied "It's something your mother calls your father."
The little boy looked up at the teacher in horror: "OH MY GOD! IT'S ASSHOLE???!!!!"
The teacher handed out a red one to a little girl, and she said "Cherry!"
She handed a yellow one to a little boy and he said "Lemon!"
She handed a green one to another girl and she said "Lime!"
Then, to prove a point, she gave the next little boy a clear, honey flavored one.
"What flavor do you think that is?" the teacher asked.
"Hmmmm....I'm not sure ma'am...can you give me a hint?"
The teacher thought a moment, then replied "It's something your mother calls your father."
The little boy looked up at the teacher in horror: "OH MY GOD! IT'S ASSHOLE???!!!!"
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