A little holiday spirit....
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> One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa
> was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were
> problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and
> the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as
> the regular ones. So, Santa was beginning to feel the
> pressure of being behind schedule.
>
> Then Mrs. Clause told Santa that her mom was coming to
> visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to
> harness the reindeer, he found that three were about
> to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were
> out who knows where. More stress.
>
> Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the
> boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and
> scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into
> the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey.
> When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the
> elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to
> drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the
> coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces
> all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom
> and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made
> from.
>
> Just then, the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his
> way to the door. He opened the door and there was a
> little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The
> angel said very cheerfully "Merry Christmas Santa.
> Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree
> for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would
> you like me to stick it?"
>
> Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of
> the Christmas tree.
>
>
> One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa
> was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were
> problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and
> the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as
> the regular ones. So, Santa was beginning to feel the
> pressure of being behind schedule.
>
> Then Mrs. Clause told Santa that her mom was coming to
> visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to
> harness the reindeer, he found that three were about
> to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were
> out who knows where. More stress.
>
> Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the
> boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and
> scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into
> the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey.
> When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the
> elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to
> drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the
> coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces
> all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom
> and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made
> from.
>
> Just then, the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his
> way to the door. He opened the door and there was a
> little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The
> angel said very cheerfully "Merry Christmas Santa.
> Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree
> for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would
> you like me to stick it?"
>
> Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of
> the Christmas tree.
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