When I grow up, I want to make money. Who ever says that? What little kid ever says, I wanna be a money maker when I grow up. But that?s what people do. That?s what they become. Stuck in there pathetic little lives. That?s what you?ve become, John.
Ha.
I want to make money. The idea of it is so ridiculous to a seven year old mind. Where?s the fun? If I were seven I?d rather be an ice cream eater, or a candy consultant. Who needs this money. Who wants it. I want candy! Ice cream! Beer!
What do you think John. What do you think. You?re always sitting there, so comfortable in your money, your money making. I mean Goddamn. Did you want to be a money maker when you were seven? When you were twelve? When you were sixteen? The idea had to get to you around puberty I think. You began seeing all those women, all those boobs, and you probably thought to yourself ?sh!t! If I were rich they could all be mine. Fvck! I need to be rich.? Yeah ? that?s when you started swearing too.
Money is vulgar isn?t it? Makes you feel dirty. Makes you want to give it away. You feel dirty. You get manicures, pedicures, and not a single fvcking cure does it for you. You metrosexual. You fvcking dirty money maker.
Is that why you?re such a fvcking philanthropist. Goodwill, the Children?s Hospital, the John fvcking scholarship fund. It makes you feel good doesn?t it? Giving so much away. Is that why you?re a money maker? Or should I really call you a money giver. Mom, when I grow up I want to be a money giver. I want to give away all sorts of money so everyone can afford a boob job.
You turn sixteen, or twelve, or fourteen, and that?s how you start to think.
You twisted fvck. You greedy asshole. Money. I want money, so I can get my girlfriend bigger boobs. I want money so I can be a pimp. I want to be pimpin. Man, by the time I?m 13 I?m gonna be so rich. I?m gonna be a pimp. Sh!t man, fvck. What kind of asshole wouldn?t want to be a money maker when he?s 12 and horny?. That?s fvcked John. Fvcked.
You know what?s hilarious? When you die, you?re gonna be sitting there in your grave ? or more likely frozen in some fvcking cannister waiting to come back ? and your still gonna be makin? money. Your stocks are gonna be churnin away, and all those women - the women with the boob jobs they?re gonna be fighting over every last cent. But no, they won?t get it all. I see it. See it in you?re eyes, you?re a dead money maker. You were born with the gift, the talent, the desire. Fvcker.
Yeah. your life is real great, John.. Real meaningful.
Fvck.
John, I want to make money too.
Ha.
I want to make money. The idea of it is so ridiculous to a seven year old mind. Where?s the fun? If I were seven I?d rather be an ice cream eater, or a candy consultant. Who needs this money. Who wants it. I want candy! Ice cream! Beer!
What do you think John. What do you think. You?re always sitting there, so comfortable in your money, your money making. I mean Goddamn. Did you want to be a money maker when you were seven? When you were twelve? When you were sixteen? The idea had to get to you around puberty I think. You began seeing all those women, all those boobs, and you probably thought to yourself ?sh!t! If I were rich they could all be mine. Fvck! I need to be rich.? Yeah ? that?s when you started swearing too.
Money is vulgar isn?t it? Makes you feel dirty. Makes you want to give it away. You feel dirty. You get manicures, pedicures, and not a single fvcking cure does it for you. You metrosexual. You fvcking dirty money maker.
Is that why you?re such a fvcking philanthropist. Goodwill, the Children?s Hospital, the John fvcking scholarship fund. It makes you feel good doesn?t it? Giving so much away. Is that why you?re a money maker? Or should I really call you a money giver. Mom, when I grow up I want to be a money giver. I want to give away all sorts of money so everyone can afford a boob job.
You turn sixteen, or twelve, or fourteen, and that?s how you start to think.
You twisted fvck. You greedy asshole. Money. I want money, so I can get my girlfriend bigger boobs. I want money so I can be a pimp. I want to be pimpin. Man, by the time I?m 13 I?m gonna be so rich. I?m gonna be a pimp. Sh!t man, fvck. What kind of asshole wouldn?t want to be a money maker when he?s 12 and horny?. That?s fvcked John. Fvcked.
You know what?s hilarious? When you die, you?re gonna be sitting there in your grave ? or more likely frozen in some fvcking cannister waiting to come back ? and your still gonna be makin? money. Your stocks are gonna be churnin away, and all those women - the women with the boob jobs they?re gonna be fighting over every last cent. But no, they won?t get it all. I see it. See it in you?re eyes, you?re a dead money maker. You were born with the gift, the talent, the desire. Fvcker.
Yeah. your life is real great, John.. Real meaningful.
Fvck.
John, I want to make money too.
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