Speaking as someone who doesn't own one, and never will, it seems to me that if you can't bear to have it live the life of a car, then you should park it indoors and drive something else.
The inconsiderate asshole, old lady in the wind, kid who needs to open door 100% at maximum speed, soccer mom who lets shopping cart roll away and drives off on their cellphone. That life of a car?
Yeah.... There is a lot more to the life of a car other than where you park it.

