A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

episodic · Jan 15, 2005

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

nsafreak · Jan 15, 2005

Not even a smirk 0/10

booger711 · Jan 15, 2005

you suck.

dandruff · Jan 15, 2005

hey episodic ... i am still waiting ...

MikeyIs4Dcats · Jan 15, 2005

Stop Posting!

Crusty · Jan 15, 2005

That was terrible

Kelvrick · Jan 16, 2005

Originally posted by: episodic

She asked you, "Does this turkey get any bigger?"

You replied, "*tear*."

Goosemaster · Jan 16, 2005

Wretched.

Return to the fowl breaches from whenst thou came:|

DrPizza · Jan 16, 2005

10/10! That one was funny! I didn't expect a joke and got one.

Much better.

Kalvin00 · Jan 16, 2005

Suck.